6/30/2008

De Jesus

What coulda shoulda been the cover.

Great Tapatio and Maria Conchita Alonso, that girl is stunning.

You can get acne just browsing Oceanup. The media slant towards the Jonas Brothers is total bullshit. Where’s the fair and equal coverage of the Naked Brothers?

they should leave the ‘do not attempt’ sign on at all times on Shot of Love and Flavor of Love.

ann v’s name is so mysterious and “case study”-ish.

am so stoked for Modern Guilt. what i’ve heard doesn’t have any of the old block rockin’ beats (miss those) but I believe in Dangermouse.

it would be awesome if the surprise is that Charlize reveals herself as Rita at the end, and that the whole movie has been an episode of Arrested Development. there’s your surprise. you’re welcome, Hollywood.

RE Jenna Elfman.

  1. Did you notice that she blogs ONCE A MONTH! My dead grandfather blogs more often than that.

  2. She’s got a child named Story. Could you be a lil’ more Hollywood cliche? Are you gonna name your next one Script?

Gay.

When Jenny blogs, she has to purify herself for a month cause Xenu wants her to be clean. She’s almost as freaky as that other Scientologist.

yeah it is a shame that Bek didn’t make the cover more psychedelic. even the one promo shot of him where it looks like he has three heads is much more reflective of the music.

snicker. the boing boing people really do believe in sharing freely (of their pasty bodies.)

Fitting they played it last..have been thinking that Lovers in Japan would be a great song to close down a party.

I give it 3 weeks before both Gamma Ray and Loco are used to sell cars.

Judd Apatow might as well go into straight up dealing at this point.

no age is in fact the sound of 19 years old.

they should have condolence cards for iPods..they have them for pets.

Vicky’s like the summer, St. Tropez version of Punxsutawney Phil.

Scripts